Beloved and I were sitting in our tv viewing chairs watching "America's Got Talent." I was half watching as I was working on my laptop. Beloved was working on something else too and the tv was serving as background noise. I'm not even sure how closely he was even paying attention to the program.
A singer had just finished his performance and was receiving his remarks from the judges. The comments were not very favorable and when they were finished, the host asked what the singer thought of the comments. He said, "Well, I've never been criticized for anything ever before in my life, so I'm taking all their comments in because I want to get better."
Well, that perked up my ears. I looked up and said-"Seriously, he's never been critized for anything -ever in his life? Really?"
Beloved doesn't look up but says "Obviously he's never been married or in a serious relationship then."
You know, he doesn't miss a trick. Dammit.