My friend, C.
So, everyone needs a C in their life. She's the friend you know you can turn to for just about anything. She's my eternal comic relief. If there ever was a person destined for Reality TV stardom, this woman has it in the bag. (Are you listening Jeff Probst from Survivor, or how about Big Brother?!) C would instantly be the most popular person on the island or in the house. She would for sure win- because no one would vote her off, just because she is so freaking entertaining.
Is there a game show for Pop Culture references? Again, C would win hands down. She remembers everything that was ever on television, in a movie or a book.
She has this uncanny ability to sum up any situation or person with a perfect pop culture reference- and totally nail it!
Her sense of humor aside, this gal would go to the wall for you. Personally, I'm glad she's on my side! She wears many hats- mother, wife, daughter, sister, organizer of all events, cheerleader of all things, supporter of needs, friend extraordinaire!
One of my favorite movies of all times is Steel Magnolias. C - you're my Weezer! (I say that with love and affection!)