I have a confession. I want to get rid of one of our three dogs. Actually, I'd like to get rid of two of them, but just so you won't think I'm really an awful person, I'll start with the main problem. The dog won't stop shitting in my house. He's a big dog, too! As soon as you open the door the smell hits you in the face. It's beyond words, really. He use to be such a dependable dog in the going outside department. Something is definitely wrong. I have given my husband an ultimatum.
Figure out what the hell is going on with the dog, fix it or find him a new home. End of story. I'm tired of cleaning up elephant dung every day. Husband says "according the experts" we really need to get him into the vet's office, if a dog is "soiling" in the house, there could be a medical problem. First, let me say, soiling is too benign of a word for what this dog is doing, okay. I'm pushed to my limits! Here's the next problem. Why am I the one to always find it- and then have to clean it up? I'm over it. In case you were wondering, I'm done cleaning up the shit.
The vet appointment is not until Wednesday. I hope I can last that long.